I have a lot of things to do, like spending my entire afternoon with my lovely Photoshop for my Mum ... But, for the moment, I'm trying to convert a video with iMovie, and it doesn't work ! Grr !!
The movie is an old movie made by the comic actors and actress of Canal + (one of our French TV channel).
The concept is this one.
The movie was made in 1993 for the 70th anniversary of Warner Bros. The two directors choose something like 50 movies from Warner Bros, extract little sketches, put them together and dubbed with new lines to create a new movie. It's hilarious !!!!
The story is this one.
After a crazy announcement "Attention, this flim is not a flim about cyclign. Thank you for your undersating !" we assist to the death of George Abitbol (John Wayne), the classiest man in the world.
Two reporters, Peter (Dustin Hoffman) and Steven (Robert Redford), with the help of Dave (Paul Newman) investigate his death meeting the people he met in Texas, when he was a Cow-boy.
The Pin's
The French Fries
The movie is an old movie made by the comic actors and actress of Canal + (one of our French TV channel).
The concept is this one.
The movie was made in 1993 for the 70th anniversary of Warner Bros. The two directors choose something like 50 movies from Warner Bros, extract little sketches, put them together and dubbed with new lines to create a new movie. It's hilarious !!!!
The story is this one.
After a crazy announcement "Attention, this flim is not a flim about cyclign. Thank you for your undersating !" we assist to the death of George Abitbol (John Wayne), the classiest man in the world.
Two reporters, Peter (Dustin Hoffman) and Steven (Robert Redford), with the help of Dave (Paul Newman) investigate his death meeting the people he met in Texas, when he was a Cow-boy.
Movies are All The President's Men, Band of Angels, Bloody Alley, Bullitt, The Candidate, Chisum, The Cowboys, The Crimson Pirate, When Time Ran Out ... I never saw those original movies, and I think that it will be very strange to see them without seeing this one !
The Pin's
Jacques - I went to see my friend Dino ... (remember) Ooooh Dino, my dear friend. What did happen to you ? You don't look good, why are you so baddddd ???? You, the one who use to write so beautiful letters !
Dino - Everything's bad ! I don't want to eat or drink anymore. Don't want to comb my hair anymore. I'm nervous breakdown ! Oh, and fuck, don't want to wash anymore !
Jacques - Oh don't tell me it's because of Georges !
Dino - Georges ? Oh you don't know about it ! He became unbearable !
Jacques - It's not a reason to stop washing your cheeks ! Are you crazy or something ???!!! Stop that !
Dino - You know what I stop ? It's pin's dude ! I don't like it anymore !
Jacques - Oh, you know that you look pitiful ??!! Because, to stop your collec' (collection) of pin's ... D'you mind if I look at this one ..? Sheraf ? Doesn't know. Because, I can boast my own collection, it's been a while I'm working on it, and it's not nothing (sorry, I don't know how to translate it ! Not a crappy collection, maybe) But, I don't know this one, Sheraf...
Dino - Sheraf ? You don't know Sheraf ? It was a band, they were number one !
Jacques - It's not the reason to be pitiful and look like a wimp !
Dino - Look at my hand ! Shitty thing !! Look ! I fucked up my hands with this stupid collection !!!
Jacques - Ok, well, I'm gonna leave now ... Thank you for the pin's and don't worry, everything is gonna be ok soon !
Dino - Everything's bad ! I don't want to eat or drink anymore. Don't want to comb my hair anymore. I'm nervous breakdown ! Oh, and fuck, don't want to wash anymore !
Jacques - Oh don't tell me it's because of Georges !
Dino - Georges ? Oh you don't know about it ! He became unbearable !
Jacques - It's not a reason to stop washing your cheeks ! Are you crazy or something ???!!! Stop that !
Dino - You know what I stop ? It's pin's dude ! I don't like it anymore !
Jacques - Oh, you know that you look pitiful ??!! Because, to stop your collec' (collection) of pin's ... D'you mind if I look at this one ..? Sheraf ? Doesn't know. Because, I can boast my own collection, it's been a while I'm working on it, and it's not nothing (sorry, I don't know how to translate it ! Not a crappy collection, maybe) But, I don't know this one, Sheraf...
Dino - Sheraf ? You don't know Sheraf ? It was a band, they were number one !
Jacques - It's not the reason to be pitiful and look like a wimp !
Dino - Look at my hand ! Shitty thing !! Look ! I fucked up my hands with this stupid collection !!!
Jacques - Ok, well, I'm gonna leave now ... Thank you for the pin's and don't worry, everything is gonna be ok soon !
The French Fries
Indians - Hi Hugues
Indians - Hugues hi !
Hugues - Hi guys, I'm happy to see you. I was in the neighbourhood and thought it will be nice to visit you, except if you want me to leave.
Indian Chief - No, you can stay. No problem !! I'm happy to see you here, and I would like you to stay here. You know what ? We're gonna eat french fries. Heard me ? FRENCH FRIES !! Is that all the effect it has on you when I tell you that we're eating French Fries ? What's wrong with you ? Why are you not answering, you sulk or something ?
Hugues - You remind me Georges, politically.Indians - Hugues hi !
Hugues - Hi guys, I'm happy to see you. I was in the neighbourhood and thought it will be nice to visit you, except if you want me to leave.
Indian Chief - No, you can stay. No problem !! I'm happy to see you here, and I would like you to stay here. You know what ? We're gonna eat french fries. Heard me ? FRENCH FRIES !! Is that all the effect it has on you when I tell you that we're eating French Fries ? What's wrong with you ? Why are you not answering, you sulk or something ?
Indian Chief - Georges ? Why Georges ? I'm not like him at all, because if we think about it, I'm a real democrat, George is a shitty fascist guy, a SHITTY FASCIST GUY !!!
Hugues - Yeah, that's right. As much for me !
Dave - Oh and what did happen to that Indian Chief ?
Hugues - After that, he was a Righter of Wrongs in the city. We found him murdered one day, he died after it.
Did you see the synchronisation between the French words and the lips of Charles Bronson ? PERFECT !!
Because of the copyrights, they never edited the movie in VHS (1993) or now DVD ! But nice people put the movie on the Internet !!
Hugues - Yeah, that's right. As much for me !
Dave - Oh and what did happen to that Indian Chief ?
Hugues - After that, he was a Righter of Wrongs in the city. We found him murdered one day, he died after it.
Did you see the synchronisation between the French words and the lips of Charles Bronson ? PERFECT !!
Because of the copyrights, they never edited the movie in VHS (1993) or now DVD ! But nice people put the movie on the Internet !!
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