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samedi 8 juillet 2017

Journal de balade

Aujourd'hui, c'est samedi; et qui dit samedi, dit balades par centaines et câlins à gogos.
Mes maîtres se demandent souvent pourquoi je fais des bêtises le vendredi, mais ce ne sont pas vraiment des bêtises, plutôt des blagues parce que je les ai attendus sagement toute la semaine, et que dans quelques heures, ce sera enfin le week-end et on sera tous leq trois !

Ce matin, comme tous les samedis, papa s'est levé le premier. Il m'a donné à manger, mais je préférais jouer. J'ai couru dans tout l'appartement, c'était tellement cool. On est sorti, on est rentré et il est parti travailler.
Je me suis rendormi et maman c'est levé. Je me suis dit, trop cool, si elle est debout, c'est qu'on va aller se promener. En plus, aujourd'hui il fait beau, ça veut dire qu'on va faire ma balade préférée!
Mais non. Maman s'est assise dans le canapé avec son café. Bon d'accord, c'était top parce qu'elle m'a permis de remonter sur le canapé pour faire un câlin. Mai quand même..

A un moment, elle s'est levée pour aller dans l'entrée, je me suis précipité en me disant trop coool et puis non, elle allait juste chercher je ne sais quoi. Je l'ai pressée plein de fois, mais elle est restée dans le canapé.
Et puis elle s'est enfin levée et elle s'est enfin changée pour qu'on parte. J'étais tellement heureux que j'ai foncé dehors, je ne voulais même pas attendre l'ascenseur (elle m'a quand même obligé sous prétexte qu'elle était fatiguée)

On est enfin parti en balade, et je peux vous dire que la balade du samedi est trop cool : on marche dans la rue pour aller jusqu'au pont de Suresnes, après on descend jusqu'au lac et en bas du chemin, on tourne à gauche. On fonce au milieu des vélos, on court au milieu des joggers et on commence enfin notre tour de l'hippodrome, un peu sur le bitume, beaucoup dans l'herbe, un peu au soleil, beaucoup à l'ombre. Pendant la balade, on est souvent seul au monde, c'est trop génial, et de temps en temps, on croise des copains.
Aujourd'hui, y en avait plein, c'était super génial de se dire bonjour et de jouer. On a beaucoup jouer avec maman aussi. J'adore jouer. Je cours super vite dans tous les sens, je saute, je fais semblant de m'avancer. Je pourrais passer ma journée à jouer. C'est bizarre, je ne me souviens pas avoir joué avant d'arriver ici.

Au bout du chemin, après avoir marché et joué pendant un peu plus qu'une heure, et après avoir fait une pause boisson, on a traversé pour la deuxième partie de la balade, le long des péniches. On a rejoué un peu, mais j'avoue, j'étais fatigué. Au loin, on a croisé une dame et ses trois chiens. Une première copine s'est ruée sur moi, elle m'a fait peur, une deuxième est arrivé, j'ai regardé maman, j'aurais bien continué ce moment à deux, mais y avait ces trois-là, et j'ai compris qu'ils n'allaient pas nous laisser tranquilles. Le troisième s'est jeté sur moi. Au début il était sympa, mais il est devenu collant. Je ne pouvais plus avancer.

J'ai grogné, maman m'a fait les gros yeux, la dame a dit "si si laissez le s'exprimer, le mien est chiant, si le vôtre lui grogne dessus, il lui fichera la paix". Maman a fait chouette intérieurement et moi aussi.
Le problème c'est que les intrus allaient dans le même sens que nous, le ptit mec ne me lâchait pas d'une semelle et la dame racontait toute sa vie à maman. J'ai grogné sur le ptit mec, il s'est éloigné et il a recommencé. J'avais envie de le croquer!
Au bout du chemin, heureusement nos chemins se sont séparés. Enfin. J'ai pas arrêté de regarder maman, on a rigolé tous les deux. En haut du chemin, le ptit mec était revenu. Un vrai pot de colle.

Pour rentrer, je n'ai pas arrêté de regarder maman. La balade était trop cool. La balade du samedi, c'est une des meilleures de la semaine.
Quand on est rentré, je me suis jeté sur le canapé pour faire la sieste et repenser à ce bonheur. Ça fait bizarre au début parce qu'on sait pas ce que c'est mais c'est tellement génial.

Ça, c'était un samedi. Mais ce qui est super c'est que tous les samedis c'est comme ça!

samedi 11 février 2012

Sunday Stealing - staurday's version :)

This week has been a long and hard week. Hard because I had several important meetings, and I had to face it the best way I can ! 
So, of course, yesterday I was really really tired !

But, yesterday, I closed my professional email box by answering to a great email from Maggie. A lot of good things, good news. You have no idea how much I wanna be next week to have an answer and the next from the record company !!! If everything goes well, that would be... wonderful.
Booking a successful gig is something really important. Whatever the band or venue is.
Having reviews about a band is something really important. Whatever the media is.
Signing a contract with a record company is ... more than really important ! Whatever the R-C is !

I can't wait !!!!!!

Anyway, this week-end is a lazy one, I watch movies, I may spend an hour in a hot bath tomorrow afternoon, listening to sweet music and reading magazines ! Great great great ! And so, for now, another Sunday Stealing.
I read it before posting, and... I really like it !
(oopsy, apparently, it appears in Google reader but somebody deleted the original post on the blog... Doesn't matter !)

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong ?
Well... to be honest ? Yes I do. But, I don't know why, I can't talk and fix it with the concerned one. I keep it for myself and hurts a lot !

52) What is your astrological sign ?
Aries.

53) Do you save money for anything ? What ?

I do. I hope I'll be able to buy an apartment one day, I would like to buy a car. Be able to pay for my children studies. And still have money when I'll be retired...

54) What's the last thing you purchased ?
Dvds... If you wanna know everything it's Drive, Thirteen, We Want Sex Equality, The Lady and the Tramp and The White Planet.

55) Have you ever had a relationship that you realized was lust not love ?
Unfortunately, yes. It happened a lot of time, and it's frustrating ! Cuz, it's like I'm dating the wrong guy...

56) In a relationship ?
Nope.

57) How many relationships have you had ?
Well, I'd like to use a joker and not answer...

58) What do you want to tell us about your day ?
I watched Monte Carlo and enjoyed it !

59) Where were you yesterday ?
Yesterday was Friday, I went to the Market with my Mum and then back home...

60) Is there anything interesting within 10 feet of you ?
How much is 10 feet ? Ok, around 3m... well... it's the wall 10 feet of me...

61) Are you wearing socks right now ?
OF COURSE !!! IT'S SO COLD IN HERE !!!!

62) What's your favourite animal ?
I can't really answer to that question cuz recently I discovered that I love watching animal-documentaries.... So I don't know. Felines captivate me, so are all the fishes ... 

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you ?
My stupid jokes ?

64) Where is your best friend ?
Well, I have noooooooo idea...

65) How did you end your last relationship end ?
I don't know if it was a real relationship or not, but, I never called back. If this one is not a real relationship, so I will say that the previous one ended by the guy dumped me !

66) What is your heritage ?
Wow, I don't know if I understand the question... So, I answer the way I understand it.
I am terribly stubborn and got a very very bad nature. Got no choice, both my parents are stubborn and bad nature, and so are my grand-parents.
But, I'm also generous, and listen to everyone. 

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM ?
I was going back home...

68) What's new ?
Now, I'm too hot. I was cold all day long, and now, too hot !

69) What is the key to seduction ?
Listen, take care, laugh, share.

70) What was the weirdest thing that happened to you this week ??
I really enjoyed the fact that the guy called me for a job interview when I was meeting the woman in charge of human resources... Or... better, when I was talking with her about my résumé, she gave me examples and showed me some of the résumés she received. In all of these résumés, one of a girl who was in class with me in Paris... 
I have to be honest, I didn't like her, but she made us laugh a lot of time with stupid questions during the classes...

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do ?
I hate dogs, so I may let it drown, but I'm a girl who can regret a lot of things, including killing bugs... So, I will save the dog, and then, seduce the boss with a lie....

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) I don't know. Maybe I will enjoy the most I can before telling them, because I don't want pity or feel that they have to spend that short time with me.
b) I had a wonderful life. Maybe I would like to change some things, but not even sure, cuz all the good and bad things I've done until now made the one I am today !
c) During the last month, I want to see all the people I know, tell them what I lived/felt thanks to them, enjoy those last moment. If I kept secrets, good or bad, maybe I'll try to tell them. And if, by any chance, I do all those things, maybe I won't be afraid... But, I'm not sure, and you know what, I don't wanna know !!!

73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
Fuck, that's hard ! Ok, love.

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it ?
Hard, again, depends. Maybe I already had this question, and if I did, I think I answered that one : 

Come on Over - by Christina Aguilera

75) Who has your cell phone number (other than family) ?
Family, friends, co-workers, Job Center, bands, professional contacts....


jeudi 22 juillet 2010

Die, by my hand !

So, my Mum laughed a lot when I told her about the grasshopper and the spider.

And because she loves me (and think that it's totally stupid to react like I do when I see spiders ... - hey, I'm not the one who grew up in countryside !!!), she gave me a gift few minutes ago !


Call me SuperFlore now !!!
Bio Kill can kill mosquitos (last time that a mosquito attacked me was ... 4 or 5 years ago ... Now they prefer attacking my brother), wasps, moths, cockroach, fleas, bugs, ants, spiders, and tick !

My life is wonderful !!



Creepin Death - by Metallica

The hymn of this war against BUGS !!!!!!

mercredi 21 juillet 2010

Whyyyyyyy ????

Remember


Well tonight I did not. I prefer hiding behind the plexi of the shower, then go out of the shower, and quietly and slowly and and and, took a towel, open the door and screamed :
" - Pierreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! Comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !"
No answer !

F* ...

Still wet, I went to his room :
" - Please come and save my life !"
" - What, what's the problem again ??!!" (he was watching a movie so didn't appreciate ..."

He came and save my life.

Because tonight, I had the pleasure to take my shower with a grasshopper !


Back to my room, it rains, I choose to close a little bit the window... F* spider, hidden in it !!

I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep. I tried to kill my enemy, but ... it escape to the garden. Now I'm looking every 5 minutes to be sure that it's not back ...

I hate bugs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




vendredi 25 juin 2010

Forgive me Father because I sinned ...

Ok, maybe it's a little bit exaggerated ...

Since I'm a kid, I'm afraid of spiders. Brr ... Hate it. But, I love Spider-man ! I always thought that this super hero was wonderful !

I hate spiders, but I have no problem with all the others insects : an ant is trying to steal my fruit, no problem, I crash it ! A mosquito ? If it is in my room when I want to go to bed, I declare war against it and don't turn my light off before I crash it with something !

A spider ... different. Sometimes I need to call my brother, and if I find a spider in my room at night, I need something like 10 minutes before taking a shoe or something else to crash it (of course, in 10 minutes, my little spider has the time to see me and run away !)

And, I don't know why, since few years, impossible to crash an insect without feeling bad, having remorse ! No kidding !!!

Maybe I took the movie A Bug's Life too seriously, and I'm sure that all the insects around me has a family somewhere, and when the night comes, the bug leaves my house/garden to go back to it family !

For example yesterday !

Beginning of the story : Francis' (Mr Patate) fishes both died. He was "sad" and joked a little bit about a sad ceremony in his bathroom ! Anyway.

Last evening, around 22:00, I take a shower.
I feel something on my arm, look, a fly ! A what ??!! An awful fly ! You know the big black one !
I think I already saw it earlier, in my room ! It was flying around me, it was so irritating to hear it zzzzz zzzzz *bing a fly on the laptop screen* zzzzz zzzzz

Because all the windows are open all day long because of the heat, I thought that my little fly escaped ! No !! It was here !! In my bathroom !

Maybe the fly was hot and needed a little refreshment ? *bing, a fly under the shower*

The fly was trying to fly, impossible. To walk, impossible. I wanted to take my shower, impossible.

I watched the fly during 10 seconds, saying to myself
" - Oh God, the fly is drowning, it's cruel"
I turned off the water and try to take the fly with a tissue to put it somewhere else. The fly was moving, I thought that it was ok, I went back to my shower (it's hard to save the life of a fly with shampoo in your hair and almost in your eyes !!)

End of my shower, I checked on my fly : dead ! Oh no !

I thought (and felt STUPID to think about IT !!) that maybe this fly had a family. What was happening when an insect dies ? Do the others know about it ?


Later, I wrote to Francis on Facebook. I knew we joked about his fishes, so I asked him if he could say a little funeral oration for that little fly I killed ! (well I said to him that I was unable to save it !)
And he did it !
We had a lot of fun !

I think I'm strange ! I should stop to worried about insects ! And so, I should change a number on my bucket list, don't know which one, and put

Stop feeling guilty when I kill a bug !!!!
I mean, some bugs "deserve to die" and others are really important ! For example Ladybug ! Don't kill ladybug ! They are the cops of the gardens, eating the bad midges that are eating your flowers !

Plus, a ladybug is cute !

I should think about it !

Goodnight !

xx

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