When I was kid, I was in love with him and wanted to married ... him !Yes. (and Terminator 2 is still one of my favourite movies !)
Later, I had crush on other actors, and then musicians ...
If I had the power to marry one of my idols, who will it be ? No idea... Who will I choose ? The cute one, the looks-funny one, the OMG-he's-so-good one ? I don't know.
My last break-up was in January 2008. Since, I had some flirts, yes I did, but no bf.
No boyfriends, but 4 husbands. Oh God ! 4 ??!! And, one day I was pregnant of two plush birds !
No letter, but a word about all my hubbies !
The first one, Thomas.Met during the BAFA Week.
In fact, we're married, divorced, but not married yet.
During my internship at Jarring Effects, we were chatting on MSN (and I'm not guilty, we had to use MSN at JFX to send us important informations !!) and I don't remember why we talked about Brussels and Belgium (in fact, he's working there). We also talked about the strange Scandinavians guys he was supposed to meet for his job, and then talked about our crazy wedding.
He proposed in a crappy restaurant, where the food is disgusting, and the ceremony is supposed to be on the top of a mountain with a cliché view.
We're not married yet because since he refused to send me french fries by mail, and I didn't have the time to visit him there !
But, one thing that will never change is that, at our wedding, Francis (M. Patate) will be my maid of honour and will dance like a ballerina !
My dear Thomas,
I can't wait to that FABOULOUS day !
xx
Second husband, Thibaut.
Met at Lyon, Uni.
In fact, if we look at the dates, he is my first husband, because we married in December 2008 and divorced in January or February 2009. Thomas and I get married during my internship, so between March and July 2009.
So, we get married in Lapin d'Garen's car, back from St-Etienne in December 2009.
We divorced later because of the dog Chips. This dog is the dog of one of my teacher (who's also the wife of one of the director of the Master ... What explains why she's teacher because her classes are ... useless ...). She was coming at the Uni, in our class with her dog. Once, that awfull thing felt asleep during an awful class, and one of my friend, who was sit at the first row, he stretched his legs and, crushed the dog (he didn't remind that the dog was here ...)
So, both of us (like all the other students) didn't like that dog, and Thibaut and I decided to divorce because of the dog. He was more in love with that dog than with me !
Don't worry, with still friends !
My dear Thibaut,
How's Chips ? I hope a car ran over it ! ;-)
xx
The third one ...
Met in November 2009.He proposed in a crappy restaurant, where the food is disgusting, and the ceremony is supposed to be on the top of a mountain with a cliché view.
We're not married yet because since he refused to send me french fries by mail, and I didn't have the time to visit him there !
But, one thing that will never change is that, at our wedding, Francis (M. Patate) will be my maid of honour and will dance like a ballerina !
My dear Thomas,
I can't wait to that FABOULOUS day !
xx
Second husband, Thibaut.Met at Lyon, Uni.
In fact, if we look at the dates, he is my first husband, because we married in December 2008 and divorced in January or February 2009. Thomas and I get married during my internship, so between March and July 2009.
So, we get married in Lapin d'Garen's car, back from St-Etienne in December 2009.
We divorced later because of the dog Chips. This dog is the dog of one of my teacher (who's also the wife of one of the director of the Master ... What explains why she's teacher because her classes are ... useless ...). She was coming at the Uni, in our class with her dog. Once, that awfull thing felt asleep during an awful class, and one of my friend, who was sit at the first row, he stretched his legs and, crushed the dog (he didn't remind that the dog was here ...)
So, both of us (like all the other students) didn't like that dog, and Thibaut and I decided to divorce because of the dog. He was more in love with that dog than with me !
Don't worry, with still friends !
My dear Thibaut,
How's Chips ? I hope a car ran over it ! ;-)
xx
The third one ...When he asked me to be his personal sex counsellor, he didn't remember that we were married.
When he saw my ring, he asked me who offered it to me, I answer " - So you don't remember?"
To formalize our wedding, he pushed me in a parisian bush. To divorce, I have to push him in a bush ...
Let's see that in September ...
My dear Neil,
Another letter ? Oh no ! I already have a big email to send to the four of you tomorrow about Paris ! And I will have to talk about drums ! Pff !
;-)
xx
The last one,Not married yet, I have to divorce Neil first.
My dear Maggie,
So, first I have to push Neil in a bush and then we will be free to get married. But, for that, I hope that you will bring me my sunglasses back ! I missed them so much ! More than the four of you ! ;-)
Bring them back or I divorce before getting married ! Be nice, hide yourself, because you know that for the moment, I already have to teach you GASTRONOMY (and forget Cheesecake !!!!) and Good Movies (forget ... what is it already ?), maybe Good Music, I don't want to add shave your red hair and let them burn on my BBQ ! ;-)
Miss you and your crazy jokes !!
Can't wait to be in September !!!
xx
Bring them back or I divorce before getting married ! Be nice, hide yourself, because you know that for the moment, I already have to teach you GASTRONOMY (and forget Cheesecake !!!!) and Good Movies (forget ... what is it already ?), maybe Good Music, I don't want to add shave your red hair and let them burn on my BBQ ! ;-)
Miss you and your crazy jokes !!
Can't wait to be in September !!!
xx
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